The Ross/Brand thing...

Whoops!

Anyone else heard about the Jonathon Ross / Russell Brand thing? I can't believe how long it took from broadcasting to becoming public news.

They've apparently been suspended for now for their obscene phone calls to Andrew Sachs about Brand's relationship (aeons ago) with his granddaughter.

I think Sachs is being quite a gentleman about the whole thing, having said that he isn't out for revenge and acknowledging their apologies. Brand and Ross should take note of this. That's how TV personalities behave.

I heard he's losing 1.5 million pounds a day.
Has anyone seen Bo Selecta? The one where Wossie reads a bedtime story to the bear?
Woss:
"Woddy, the wandy wobin, wegarded him westlessly from his wustic woosting post."

Wen Hoek.

Ha! I remember that! Didn't Frankie Boyle once say he was fed up of being mistaken for the little bear from Bo Selecta?