TV show quotes quiz!

Guess the shows from the quotes...

1. In my day you didn't have special needs. You sat at the back with raffia.
2. In a bayou? You slut.
3. SHE - IS - A - TART!
4. Stay in the black and out of the red... nothing in this game for two in a bed.
5. I'll reverse the polarity of the neutron flow.

1. Something by Victoria Wood with Thora Hird playing Derek's mother.
2 The Golden Girls.
3 Bread.
4 Bullseye.
5 I'll leave this one for the forum.

Ren.

A Farmer woke up one morning to find it had snowed and his cows were frozen solid so he was uable to milk them, luckily a famous old lady came along, she touched each cow on the nose and he was able to milk them...
NOWS HERE'S The question...
Who was it?

Ren.