Misheard Lyrics

Favourite misheard song lyrics, as in "'Scuse me, while I kiss this guy."

Elton John - Sad Songs:
When all hope is gone, why don't you tune it and turn men on?

Meatloaf - Gonna Love Her for Both of us
You gotta give me your girl and your truss

Tori Amos - Cornflake Girl
Peel off the watch, would you? Peel off the white chair

Tori Amos - Professional Widow
'S gotta be cake!

Soul II Soul - Back to Life (However do you want me)
I want a little woman, I want a little livin'

Madonna - La Isla Bonita
Last night I dreamt I'd lumbago

Madonna - Ray of Light
Anna Friel! And I just got home
Anna Friel!
Anna Friel! And I just got home
Anna Friel!

Your adhesive will turn them on...
Abba - Dancing Queen

We don't have the malt loaf!
We only wanna get jokes!
I'm waiting on a load of sand
Till we are told that this is the hen!
Manic Street Preachers - A Design for Life

And you wake up in the morning
and your heifer's twice the size...
Amy MacDonald - This is the Life

The brightness of day,
The dogs say goodnight...
Louis Armstrong - What a Wonderful World

I just died in your arms tonight
Oh, I just died in your arms tonight
It must've been some kind of cheese
Cutting Crew - I Just Died In Your Arms Tonight

I wish I had a bottom...
Manic Street Preachers - A Design For Life

Young hearts, run free,
Never be houmous, houmous like my man and me...
Candi Staton - Young Hearts Run Free

Give her every reason
To accept that chop for real...
Billy Joel - Tell Her About it

Sure elusive boy,
why'd start so way down on the floor?

Kayoma The Lambada.

Isn't she lovely - made from Mud.

Isn't she lovely The Great Stevie Wonder.

Ren.

RenHoek wrote:Isn't she lovely - made from Mud.

Isn't she lovely The Great Stevie Wonder.

I always thought he was singing, "Isn't she lovely, made from wood?"

Fall Out Boy - This ain't a scene, it’s a god damn arse face!

Here in my car
I can only receive
I can listen to you
It gives me stable for dykes in cars!

Gary Numan - Cars

lipsy wrote:Fall Out Boy - This ain't a scene, it’s a god damn arse face!

I am an arse dealer
Filling you with weapons in the form of worms...

Now why me crank that Robocop?

Haters gettin mad cause I got me some bacon, Abe.

- Soulja Boy Tell 'em - Crank That

Or whatever.

EDIT: Apparently the correct lyrics are:

Soulja Boy Tell 'Em wrote:Haters gettin mad cause I got me some bathin' apes.

So that's alright, then.

Foresees potato hopes
And the subject's closed...

- Catatonia - Game On

And I cried at the common worm...

- Reef - Place Your Hands

Too much time spent dragging a mattress...

Kaiser Chiefs - Oh My God

The Dogs say Goodnight.

Louis Armstrong.

Ren

Reach up and nourish the sky...

Mungo Jerry.

Ren.

He said he'd show you his pants...

Suede - Animal Nitrate

Peel off the watch, would you?
Peel off the white chair.

Comedy chairmaker,
come in and Cheryll Baker.

Name the songs??? Anyone.

The first one is Cornflake Girl by Tori Amos, the second is The Sidewinder Sleeps by REM.

Wand, touching wand...
Neil Diamond - Sweet Caroline (I think)

*Le bumpage*

Chicken tikka, you and I know...

Or via my cousin,

Someone left the gay cat in the rain!