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    Misheard song lyrics

    Post by Cyber on Sun Sep 23, 2007 8:41 pm

    Favourite misheard song lyrics, as in "'Scuse me, while I kiss this guy."

    Elton John - Sad Songs:
    When all hope is gone, why don't you tune it and turn men on?

    Meatloaf - Gonna Love Her for Both of us
    You gotta give me your girl and your truss

    Tori Amos - Cornflake Girl
    Peel off the watch, would you? Peel off the white chair

    Tori Amos - Professional Widow
    'S gotta be cake!

    Soul II Soul - Back to Life (However do you want me)
    I want a little woman, I want a little livin'

    Madonna - La Isla Bonita
    Last night I dreamt I'd lumbago

    Madonna - Ray of Light
    Anna Friel! And I just got home
    Anna Friel!
    Anna Friel! And I just got home
    Anna Friel!


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    More misheard lyrics...

    Post by Cyber on Fri Jan 04, 2008 9:35 pm

    Your adhesive will turn them on...
    Abba - Dancing Queen

    We don't have the malt loaf!
    We only wanna get jokes!
    I'm waiting on a load of sand
    Till we are told that this is the hen!
    Manic Street Preachers - A Design for Life

    And you wake up in the morning
    and your heifer's twice the size...
    Amy MacDonald - This is the Life

    The brightness of day,
    The dogs say goodnight...
    Louis Armstrong - What a Wonderful World


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    Re: Misheard Lyrics

    Post by lipsy on Sat Jan 05, 2008 1:50 pm

    I just died in your arms tonight
    Oh, I just died in your arms tonight
    It must've been some kind of cheese
    Cutting Crew - I Just Died In Your Arms Tonight


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    Re: Misheard Lyrics

    Post by Cyber on Sat Jan 05, 2008 5:59 pm

    I wish I had a bottom...
    Manic Street Preachers - A Design For Life

    Young hearts, run free,
    Never be houmous, houmous like my man and me...
    Candi Staton - Young Hearts Run Free

    Give her every reason
    To accept that chop for real...
    Billy Joel - Tell Her About it


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    Re: Misheard Lyrics

    Post by RenHoek on Sun Jan 06, 2008 8:37 pm

    Sure elusive boy,
    why'd start so way down on the floor?

    Kayoma The Lambada.

    Isn't she lovely - made from Mud.

    Isn't she lovely The Great Stevie Wonder.

    Ren.


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    Re: Misheard Lyrics

    Post by Cyber on Sun Jan 13, 2008 7:07 pm

    RenHoek wrote:Isn't she lovely - made from Mud.

    Isn't she lovely The Great Stevie Wonder.


    I always thought he was singing, "Isn't she lovely, made from wood?" lol!


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    Re: Misheard Lyrics

    Post by lipsy on Thu Jan 17, 2008 7:38 pm

    Fall Out Boy - This ain't a scene, its a god damn arse face!


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    Re: Misheard Lyrics

    Post by Cyber on Thu Jan 17, 2008 10:41 pm

    Here in my car
    I can only receive
    I can listen to you
    It gives me stable for dykes in cars!

    Gary Numan - Cars


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    Re: Misheard Lyrics

    Post by Cyber on Sun Feb 03, 2008 9:46 pm

    lipsy wrote:Fall Out Boy - This ain't a scene, its a god damn arse face!

    I am an arse dealer
    Filling you with weapons in the form of worms...

    Laughing


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    Re: Misheard Lyrics

    Post by Cyber on Sat Mar 01, 2008 8:24 pm

    Now why me crank that Robocop?

    Haters gettin mad cause I got me some bacon, Abe.

    - Soulja Boy Tell 'em - Crank That

    Or whatever.

    EDIT: Apparently the correct lyrics are:

    Soulja Boy Tell 'Em wrote:Haters gettin mad cause I got me some bathin' apes.

    So that's alright, then.

    Foresees potato hopes
    And the subject's closed...

    - Catatonia - Game On


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    Re: Misheard Lyrics

    Post by Cyber on Fri Aug 08, 2008 6:26 pm

    And I cried at the common worm...

    - Reef - Place Your Hands


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    Re: Misheard Lyrics

    Post by Cyber on Sat Sep 27, 2008 8:45 pm

    Too much time spent dragging a mattress...

    Kaiser Chiefs - Oh My God


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    Re: Misheard Lyrics

    Post by RenHoek on Sat Sep 27, 2008 8:50 pm

    The Dogs say Goodnight.

    Louis Armstrong.

    Ren Suspect


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    Re: Misheard Lyrics

    Post by RenHoek on Sat Sep 27, 2008 8:51 pm

    Reach up and nourish the sky...

    Mungo Jerry.

    Ren. Cool


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    Re: Misheard Lyrics

    Post by Cyber on Sat Sep 27, 2008 8:51 pm

    He said he'd show you his pants...

    Suede - Animal Nitrate


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    Re: Misheard Lyrics

    Post by RenHoek on Sat Sep 27, 2008 9:02 pm

    Peel off the watch, would you?
    Peel off the white chair.

    Comedy chairmaker,
    come in and Cheryll Baker.

    Name the songs??? Anyone.


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    Re: Misheard Lyrics

    Post by Cyber on Sat Sep 27, 2008 9:05 pm

    The first one is Cornflake Girl by Tori Amos, the second is The Sidewinder Sleeps by REM.

    Wand, touching wand...
    Neil Diamond - Sweet Caroline (I think)


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    Re: Misheard Lyrics

    Post by Cyber on Sun Jun 09, 2013 2:15 pm

    *Le bumpage*

    Chicken tikka, you and I know...

    Or via my cousin,

    Someone left the gay cat in the rain!


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